You may have heard of me I'm the Devil, now I know what you're thinking, but no I'm not a guy. The stupid male historians went and wrote things down wrong, in fact when it comes to me they got most of it wrong. Yes I'm evil, I got kicked out of heaven for rebelling against 'Daddy', but I'm really not half as horrible as the books claim. Besides God isn't as fabulous as they make him out to be, no he's really not. I'm the better one anyway, and I'm prettier.
We have a troubled twisted relationship my father and I. It started with my rebelling against Daddy,and seducing one of his finest Angels over to my side.
Few things about me in case you're wondering: I like frenchvanilla lattes, anything coffee really. I love torturing, seducing, pretty much all manner of sin and depravity. I hate not wining, getting my way. I especially hate it when some of the stupid humans don't believe me when I tell them who I Am.
Hell is my domain, and in hell my word is law So don't ask me any questions Trust me it's for your own good.
We have a troubled twisted relationship my father and I. It started with my rebelling against Daddy,and seducing one of his finest Angels over to my side.
Few things about me in case you're wondering: I like frenchvanilla lattes, anything coffee really. I love torturing, seducing, pretty much all manner of sin and depravity. I hate not wining, getting my way. I especially hate it when some of the stupid humans don't believe me when I tell them who I Am.
Hell is my domain, and in hell my word is law So don't ask me any questions Trust me it's for your own good.
